It started when I was seven. Taking on the countless personas of an actress reenacting advertisements in front of the bathroom mirror while my mother styled my hair. The theoretical product I was trying to sell? Well, it was called Booby Sweat - a product that would keep women's boobs from, you know, sweating. I know, try not to judge me too harshly, I was a complete dork, kinda still am. But anyway, moral of the story here is that I have a knack for storytelling.